Conversation I had recently with a friend on Facebook where we joke about the frum community's attitude about several topics, including having kids and a woman's role in society.
(Wait, aren't those the same thing?)
look at the pics
9:11pmMe
what pics?
9:13pmFriend
I put up some more
9:13pmMe
i'm looking and commenting now
9:14pmFriend
: )
9:17pmMe
holy moley, that's a lot of kids
8 grandkids?
9:17pmFriend
hmm
let me count
4+2+2+1+1=10 actually
a bunch are babies
9:18pmMe
HOLEY $%^#!
0-10 in, what, 10 years?
less
5 years
how long have you been married? There were no grandkids at your wedding.
9:19pmFriend
almost 6 yrs
9:19pmMe
so, 0-10 kids in 5 years
9:20pmFriend
hmm well yeah
9:20pmMe
it's like a conspiracy to repopulate the world with their own offspring
9:21pmFriend
omg lol
9:22pmMe
*conspiring in a back room somewhere* “So we have to marry them off - one after the other, after the other, and then tell them that it's their duty to have a kid every 9 months
9:22pmFriend
omg
9:22pmFriend
lmao
9:22pmMe
*continues planning* "if you can manage two at a time, you'll get a special award!"
9:22pmFriend
What, a third kid?
9:23pmMe
hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
*announcement* "the award will be... a lifetime supply of caffeine and tylonol!"
9:24pmFriend
(I sense an article)
9:24pmMe
tylenol
"we'll even throw in a free Pesach* experience!"
*Succos is available as an alternative
9:25pmFriend
how bout some earplugs?
(a humor piece must be written..)
9:25pmMe
earplugs? var vus i need earplugs? chas v'shalom! the sound of children is the biggest blessing!
besides, my hearing will expire from all the noise on its own
9:26pmFriend
lol
9:26pmMe
*alternatively* "NOISE? WHAT NOISE? I CAN"T HEAR YOU!"
9:27pmFriend
“what??? did you say s/t?”
9:27pmMe
"MY HEARING SORT OF WENT AFTER THE 12TH KID"
9:27pmFriend
“oysh, mine went as well… I dont know… I dont remember anything…
my memory went, since the last time i slept 4 consecutive hours was, oysh, maybe 30 yrs ago?”
9:28pmMe
"DO ME A FAVOR? GET ME SOME OF THAT GINKO STUFF FOR THE MEMORY?"
9:28pmFriend
“yes mine neighbor told me about that giko”
“natural”
9:28pmMe
"4 CONSECUTIVE HOURS? YOU GOT FOUR? I ONLY GET 2!"
9:28pmFriend
“safe, much better than going to a doctor”
9:29pmMe
"Scientific studies say it's a hoax, but what do these scientists know? My neigbor? HE knows!"
9:29pmFriend
“yes well not he, we dont talk to people called ‘he’”
of course
9:30pmMe
"Right. I'll talk to his secretary, tell her my symptoms, she'll tell him, he'll ask her some questions for me, she'll come back and get my answers, then she'll go back to him and then he'll prescribe some healthy herbs."
9:30pmFriend
“exception for talking to these ‘he’ creatures: for my new baby boy, my tzaddikel”
“husband - not so much”
9:31pmMe
lol
"I'd go to a lady doctor, but you know ladies don't really have the brains to be doctors..."
9:32pmFriend
oy
especially an ob-gyn
u must go to a man
women are too emotional to make good decisions
9:33pmMe
because men are so much more sensitive to women's issues (i've actually heard people say that about going to male OBs)
9:33pmFriend
(truth- this could a a thread outta imamother- they really truly say that)
9:33pmMe
Daaaaaaamn (excuse my French)
9:35pmMe
i'm gonna copy and paste this into my blog.
take the names out to protect the innocent, of course
Conversation I had recently with a friend on Facebook where we joke about the frum community's attitude about several topics, including having kids and a woman's role in society.
(Wait, aren't those the same thing?)
look at the pics
9:11pmMe
what pics?
9:13pmFriend
I put up some more
9:13pmMe
i'm looking and commenting now
9:14pmFriend
: )
9:17pmMe
holy moley, that's a lot of kids
8 grandkids?
9:17pmFriend
hmm
let me count
4+2+2+1+1=10 actually
a bunch are babies
9:18pmMe
HOLEY $%^#!
0-10 in, what, 10 years?
less
5 years
how long have you been married? There were no grandkids at your wedding.
9:19pmFriend
almost 6 yrs
9:19pmMe
so, 0-10 kids in 5 years
9:20pmFriend
hmm well yeah
9:20pmMe
it's like a conspiracy to repopulate the world with their own offspring
9:21pmFriend
omg lol
9:22pmMe
*conspiring in a back room somewhere* “So we have to marry them off - one after the other, after the other, and then tell them that it's their duty to have a kid every 9 months
9:22pmFriend
omg
9:22pmFriend
lmao
9:22pmMe
*continues planning* "if you can manage two at a time, you'll get a special award!"
9:22pmFriend
What, a third kid?
9:23pmMe
hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
*announcement* "the award will be... a lifetime supply of caffeine and tylonol!"
9:24pmFriend
(I sense an article)
9:24pmMe
tylenol
"we'll even throw in a free Pesach* experience!"
*Succos is available as an alternative
9:25pmFriend
how bout some earplugs?
(a humor piece must be written..)
9:25pmMe
earplugs? var vus i need earplugs? chas v'shalom! the sound of children is the biggest blessing!
besides, my hearing will expire from all the noise on its own
9:26pmFriend
lol
9:26pmMe
*alternatively* "NOISE? WHAT NOISE? I CAN"T HEAR YOU!"
9:27pmFriend
“what??? did you say s/t?”
9:27pmMe
"MY HEARING SORT OF WENT AFTER THE 12TH KID"
9:27pmFriend
“oysh, mine went as well… I dont know… I dont remember anything…
my memory went, since the last time i slept 4 consecutive hours was, oysh, maybe 30 yrs ago?”
9:28pmMe
"DO ME A FAVOR? GET ME SOME OF THAT GINKO STUFF FOR THE MEMORY?"
9:28pmFriend
“yes mine neighbor told me about that giko”
“natural”
9:28pmMe
"4 CONSECUTIVE HOURS? YOU GOT FOUR? I ONLY GET 2!"
9:28pmFriend
“safe, much better than going to a doctor”
9:29pmMe
"Scientific studies say it's a hoax, but what do these scientists know? My neigbor? HE knows!"
9:29pmFriend
“yes well not he, we dont talk to people called ‘he’”
of course
9:30pmMe
"Right. I'll talk to his secretary, tell her my symptoms, she'll tell him, he'll ask her some questions for me, she'll come back and get my answers, then she'll go back to him and then he'll prescribe some healthy herbs."
9:30pmFriend
“exception for talking to these ‘he’ creatures: for my new baby boy, my tzaddikel”
“husband - not so much”
9:31pmMe
lol
"I'd go to a lady doctor, but you know ladies don't really have the brains to be doctors..."
9:32pmFriend
oy
especially an ob-gyn
u must go to a man
women are too emotional to make good decisions
9:33pmMe
because men are so much more sensitive to women's issues (i've actually heard people say that about going to male OBs)
9:33pmFriend
(truth- this could a a thread outta imamother- they really truly say that)
9:33pmMe
Daaaaaaamn (excuse my French)
9:35pmMe
i'm gonna copy and paste this into my blog.
take the names out to protect the innocent, of course
